[Scion-Doll]

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.

Then the woman then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking
good too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on
your thighs?"

The woman answered, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and
Christmas."

[Scion-Doll]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list .

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself

[DTRAIN619]

Originally Posted by Scion-Doll

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...



10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.



12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

Can't talk, still laughing!!

[caden_stargate]

lol. that's really funny. so true.

[Padanky]

Originally Posted by Scion-Doll

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

The only one I haven't done.

[Scion-Doll]

Originally Posted by Scion-Doll

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

It should read:
10. You get up in the morning and go online to ClubxB before getting your coffee.

LOL!!