The "Say whats on your mind/Rant" thread

ketchup_xb · 05-10-2007, 09:44 PM

i hate myself

Padanky · 05-10-2007, 09:51 PM

Yesterday I had this old lady run me down in the grociery store telling me how cool my car was, and asking how I drive without dragging bottom. She really wanted one, she asked if she could possibly fit a 15 foot conoe inside it, LOL. I told her they make a roof rack, but she had a bad back. I just thought it was funny that she asked if she could fit a 15 foot conoe in a 15 foot car.

ScottyTuned · 05-10-2007, 09:54 PM

Rant: I want my g*ddamn car back now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F*CK THIS CRAP!

hella_blunt · 05-10-2007, 09:58 PM

im hungry! im making stroganoff.
& the pot is taking too long to heat up.

STUPID ELECTRIC STOVE!

Padanky · 05-10-2007, 10:02 PM

today another old lady stopped me outside of the autoparts store while sitting in her Camry "excuse me, Do you know why these lights are flashing on my dash?" I replied, "Sure, press that button right there with the red triangle on it" I'll just leave it at that.

hella_blunt · 05-10-2007, 10:10 PM

Hahahahaha.

nunchuxskilz_bBx · 05-10-2007, 10:16 PM

i'm hungry!!!

Padanky · 05-10-2007, 10:19 PM

Thanks for the reminder, I haven't ate yet! Thanks, LOL.

shedrivesa_bspbB · 05-10-2007, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hella_blunt

jamie & i hate dinky ass dogs that sit in bags.

we them dogs that bark & not "yap"

whooo pitbulls for liiiiife.

yup! everytime i see a chick with her little chihuahua in her little doggie bag, i go up to her and say, "aww...how cute...my dog can eat you" and walk away

okay...im off to a car meet now!! laterz!

i <3 how i know of a car meet every night in different cities of So Cal!
Mon: Cerritos/Artesia
Tues: West Covina
Wed: Rosemead
Thurs: Eagle Rock
Friday: Chino/Long Beach
Sat: San Diego (weekly)
Sun: random...

ketchup_xb · 05-10-2007, 11:39 PM

i'm still at work and it sucks.

damn this thread got way popular 3 pages already? yay!

Sesh1975 · 05-10-2007, 11:49 PM

My farts stink bad tonight!

BoomBox · 05-11-2007, 12:07 AM

Anyone ever wonder why, when they're looking at car parts for their box, that the headers look like these huge monstrosities, and you get them and they're not as large as you hoped......

And then why they make headlamps and taillamps look so tiny and when you get them you realize that they're the size of basketballs??

Or when you're looking at front strut bars that the thickness of the bar is NEVER what it seems??

And another thing; What's with Airline food? I mean, it's neither air, or line! I mean, c'mon people! They make it so heavy that you're forced to use their tiny restrooms, and then you flush your wallet out of the toilet!

Ahh cha cha cha cha cha cha!

XBCreep · 05-11-2007, 03:28 AM

Two words: DIRTY HIPPIES

ketchup_xb · 05-11-2007, 04:21 AM

i dont understand the english language sometimes. like for instance the word laughter.. it's pronounced lafter yes? but why is manslaughter not pronounced manslafter?? hmmm?

XBCreep · 05-11-2007, 05:07 AM

Your posts always crack me up Heinz!

Watch out for those tricky snake words.

Anyone else have the spelling books in Elementary school that listed the words that aren't spelled the way they sound as "snake words"?

ketchup_xb · 05-11-2007, 05:13 AM

snake words. never even heard of it. i've heard of trouser snakes, it a classic endevour for first dates. or even the "ole hole in the pop corn box while she reaches in" trick. LOL.