Bood Rayne...maybe worst movie in the past 10 years

surfcitylocal · 06-06-2006, 12:41 PM

I rented Blood Rayne yesterday on DVD. I'm not a gamer so I didn't know the story but I figured, "hey, the redhead is cute...maybe she'll get naked" and I picked it up. What a peice of CRAP!!!! I've seen better production on home movies. The blood spurts and open body shots were so bad I had to laugh. It's right there on the level with the old Monty Python bloody scenes but I don't think these guys intended it to be.

There are some well know actors in here too. Ben Kingsly, Michael Madsen and Billy Zane. What the Hell were they thinking????? As if the stupid kill shots aren't bad enough, they show you extended versions before the end of the movie. The acting is so bad it makes you wonder if they were planning on getting a Raspberry Award.

If you have two hours of your life that you can afford to give up and never get back (although I think you'll want to) check out Blood Rayne on DVD.

Dew · 06-06-2006, 01:05 PM

haha, I'm glad to hear that actually. I came very close to renting that yesterday, but opted with Aeon Flux instead. I liked the game so I figured I'd give it a shot, but probably a good idea not to eh?

Rented Date Movie as well and that was a real bummer. I liked most of the Scary Movie's, but I think I laughed once at this one

surfcitylocal · 06-06-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dew

haha, I'm glad to hear that actually. I came very close to renting that yesterday, but opted with Aeon Flux instead. I liked the game so I figured I'd give it a shot, but probably a good idea not to eh?

Rented Date Movie as well and that was a real bummer. I liked most of the Scary Movie's, but I think I laughed once at this one

Aeon Flux rocked! The bathroom scene with the cat is the only part of Date Movie I've seen. I do so enjoy fart jokes!

Dew · 06-06-2006, 01:34 PM

oh yeah I do think I laughed at the cat. damn good puppet, makes me wish I had it.

oh the things I could do.....

grizzly_choppers · 06-06-2006, 03:20 PM

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I'm not a gamer so I didn't know the story but I figured, "hey, the redhead is cute...maybe she'll get naked"

AND???? C'mon, finish the review now!!

Also, as a word to the wise for anybody that rents a crappy movie and wants to cleanse their brain afterward, you can always get yourself a copy of Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD. I don't think you'll be disappointed!

-Alex

surfcitylocal · 06-06-2006, 03:26 PM

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AND???? C'mon, finish the review now!!

Also, as a word to the wise for anybody that rents a crappy movie and wants to cleanse their brain afterward, you can always get yourself a copy of Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD. I don't think you'll be disappointed!

-Alex

Alex, if she had bared it all I would have not been so harsh on the flick. Not even one little nipple shot to save the movie. More blood than I've seen in any flick but no nudity! What's up with that? What's this world coming too?

I did however get the nudity, or lack thereof, problem solved with the rental of Underworld: Evolution. Meat Loaf "Adair" (using his last name as an actor I guess) has an orgy scene that helps out the flick a lot! Vampires and an orgy, nice stuff.

Dew · 06-06-2006, 03:44 PM

that's coming via Netflix this week, can't wait!! The first one was fantastic.
I'm a huge fan of vampire action movies. The Blade series was priceless!! Bad acting out the wazoo, but it doesn't matter they rock reguardless!

While I'm all for orgies and all for orgies in movies,.... Meat Loaf in one just doesn't sound good

surfcitylocal · 06-06-2006, 03:55 PM

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that's coming via Netflix this week, can't wait!! The first one was fantastic.
I'm a huge fan of vampire action movies. The Blade series was priceless!! Bad acting out the wazoo, but it doesn't matter they rock reguardless!

While I'm all for orgies and all for orgies in movies,.... Meat Loaf in one just doesn't sound good

Glad to say, HE does NOT appear naked!

Dew · 06-06-2006, 04:01 PM

*whew* okay I think I can handle that

fcastle · 06-06-2006, 04:28 PM

You might want to try "The History Of Violence" also. Good action, some decent nudity, acting was pretty good too.

surfcitylocal · 06-06-2006, 09:13 PM

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You might want to try "The History Of Violence" also. Good action, some decent nudity, acting was pretty good too.

I enjoyed that one.

RAIDERBEAST · 06-07-2006, 02:15 AM

meatloaf in an orgy????(breaking my fingers now as to never type thoes words again)....
the absolute worst movie ever is tenament.... its horible....
that date movie was a waste too.... the funnist part of the movie, was when she does the monroe skirt blowing up scene, and the construction worker shoots himself in the head w/ the nail gun....

ketchup_xb · 06-07-2006, 05:26 AM

worst movie. kung pow and gigli. and adam sandlers like very first movie.. overboard.. man that sucked. wasted 5 hours of my life with these movies. and well ...smoking cigs but that's besides the point.

BOXlover11 · 06-07-2006, 04:37 PM

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Glad to say, HE does NOT appear naked!

WTF are you guys talking about.................

Bob RULES!!!!!!!!!

And whoever said that UW 2 sucked.......YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!

fcastle · 06-07-2006, 07:34 PM

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worst movie. kung pow and gigli. and adam sandlers like very first movie.. overboard.. man that sucked. wasted 5 hours of my life with these movies. and well ...smoking cigs but that's besides the point.

Wait now Kung Pow Ruled. That shit is classic! Just like Shaolin Soccer and Kung-Fu Hustle.