Last night on the interstate I sent a piston rod though my block. There's 3 holes, one in the front, one in the back, and one on the bottom. half of the piston is wedged at the top of the chamber. There's likely to be some valve damage, I'll find out when I get it all torn apart.
And before anyone says "Pics or it didn't happen". I'm here to supply!

You can see the valves past whats left of the piston in this pic.

You can see right though the engine block in this one.

A shot of the front of the engine block.

Just some of the stuff that's come off the car.

Status so far, all wires disconnected and labeled. Radiator removed, AC compressor removed, starter removed. Intercooler, front frame and bumper removed.
Still to do: Remove CV joints and axles. Disconnect exhaust. Then it should be ready to pull.
Any advice on how to remove the CV/Axles is appreaciated, I'll be hunting the forum for a DIY in just a bit.